1) the invasion of the body snatchers

“They’re thieves, murderers, and rapists!  They rape their Mother Earth, poison their own children, and steal the future from their grandchildren, their great grandchildren, and their great great grandchildren, all for their own short term profits, decadence, and amusement.  They are a plague of criminals invading Humanity and they must be dealt with – stopped outright.  For those of you who simply want to say I’ve become a prejudice bigot, I say just look at this congress.”  Silver Wolf paused a moment and looked around the grassy field full of over 14,000 people sitting in the sun.  “I see my distinguished friends Orange Gorilla, Blue Bonobo, and Indigo Orangutan here.  I see Mokonzi ya Mwásí ya Babonobo ya Lángi ya Likoló ya Fololo ya Tangawisi {{{Chieftess Sky-Blue Bonobo Ginger-Flower}}} over here, although I don’t know her personally – perhaps hopefully some day.  They are successfully guiding their clans’ neos into Humanity, and these neos I speak of now typically progress and adapt into Humanity’s civil society quickly and with ease.”  Orange Gorilla, Blue Bonobo, and Indigo Orangutan all nodded their heads in agreement and appreciation of compliment.  Silver Wolf continued “How many Chimps, er, excuse me, Chimpanzees do you see here?  None.  Has anyone here ever met someone with primary Chimpanzee medicine that remembers a past life? … … Anyone?”  Silver Wolf looked around the field, and the crowd remained silent; he continued “the Chimpanzees far outnumbered the Bonobos, but how many Chimpanzees have earned an Master’s Auric Color Badge?  Or a Beauty Of Soul Peace Flower?  How many are guiding their neo clan members into human society?  None; yet we’ve tried to teach them to evolve further.  The Bonobos are just a small group, outnumbered by cats and wolves and elephants, etc., and they share their genetic ancestry with both Humans and Chimpanzees, but when we look at their contribution to this society, it is mathematically disproportionate.  There are more Bonobos per-capita here at this congressional convention than just about any other creatures besides maybe cats and canines, by my observation, although I admit I did not run the numbers and I don’t know everyone here.
“My point though, is that although the Chimpanzees are so close to both Bonobos and Humanity, they are an evolutionary mistake.  Which I suppose is why they have been going extinct for the last 11,000-plus years.  But their spiritual overflow into Humanity and human society is a burden we have tried to tolerate and accommodate for far too long.  Their deeply integrated aggressive, greedy, brazen nature mirrors the energy patterns in humans far too closely, and they never progress spiritually, for whatever reason, I don’t know.  Just as we were in Egypt rebuilding the grand societies from before the last ice-age, they come along in droves and start problems that required the forming of the initial government congress there, and the creation of the so-called Egyptian mythos as a tool to help them learn to integrate better into our human society and evolve spiritually.
“Now we all know that we all have differences of opinion and needs, and that these differences sometimes conflict; that is just the nature of life.  If we were all the same, of course we would just all become one universal hive mind.  That is of course why we have this D.C.C.C. — the Democratic Congressional Coordinating Conference to work out our differences.  The Chimpanzees can’t … repeat: can NOT respect democracy, and only comprehend tribal autocratic top-down-hierarchical patriarchal control through violent aggression.  It’s their default nature; it’s their self-proclaimed, self-chosen nature: sociopathy.  They arrogantly say that they are naturally stronger, smarter, and dominant, and that is the way of nature … of evolution; that is why they should be Kings, or C.E.O.s, or whatever.  Yet who went extinct during the hard times of the ice age? Sociopathic Chimps.  And who thrived, even expanded around the world, by working together as societies? We Social Humans.
“I see a few new faces at this gathering, as always, and welcome neos — hope you stick around and come back to the next one and the next one … start participating, offer your opinions and observations … join some group in your hometown and use your wisdom and insight to help guide the world.  It has become that the world desperately needs you right now.  But that is just my opinion.  Anyway, for those of you who are new to our history, let me do a very brief refresher:
“It was bad enough the Chimps, er, Chimpanzees started to conspire with the Red Dragon and became the Aten Amun-Ras, creating a coup in the governmental system we created to try to teach them, and learned to recruit and manipulate the Baboons into virtual mental slavery and used the aggressive side of their instinctive nature to bully others to steal their resources and political power.  By the way, that’s when Jesus … you know, everybody knows of Jesus these days … first started to intervene, and managed to manifest as the son of then King Akhenaten and began to restore the democratic anarchical nature of the original Egyptian system, but then the Chimps conspired to kill him when he was only 18.  We … -ahem- … managed to continue his restoration efforts for a while, at least in Egypt.   And I see the Elephant Clan over here” Silver Wolf said, regaining a smile, pointing to the middle of one side of the large audience where several thousand south-central Asian people from India, Pakistan, Thailand, the Philippines, etc. had self-assembled.  “The Red Dragon conspired with the Chimps in their lands to start Krishnaism, throwing away the democratic integrated nature of the original Hindu systems, just like in Egypt.  It was said of both the original Egyptian and Hindu deities that they could not be understood individually outside the context of the other deities — they were all interdependent and interconnected.  The Chimps reformulated the original teachings to create these hierarchical societies of oppression that consolidate resources in the hands of the Chimps.   These people, the Chimpanzees — and the Baboons — are simply inhumane, not fit for the Human form.”

José Yaguar jumped in and interjected “We all know that was the Red Dragon’s doing.”

“Yes,” Silver Wolf replied, “and we all know your personal frustration with your ex-girlfriend and your propensity to instantly blame her for all the world’s problems.  I’m sorry old friend, I don’t mean to bust-your-balls here, really; and I’m sorry if I’m being brutally honest.  But my real point is that the Red Dragon would not have half the political – and now industrial power – she has acquired if it weren’t for the Chimps in the first place.
“And to continue on my point, now the situation has become completely untenable with the invading flood of Bovinoid, Sheeple, HenCock, and Swineheart spirits into Humanity, snatching incarnating Human bodies this past century — from 1.3 billion to 8.6 billion people now — and they are overwhelming our systems, and our capacity to teach them all human empathy, respect, and cooperation — like a single family three bedroom home with 50 young children.  We were finally just breaking free of their Roman Empire and the stranglehold of the Catholic Church, the Spanish inquisition and the Dark ages, even though the concepts of Christianity and its basis, Judaism, and their brother religion Islam, is still choking Humanity’s evolution.  The Chimps have greedily created and manipulated religions and governments, O.K., with the help and guidance of the Red Dragon, for centuries, and we have had a laissez-faire attitude, while at the same time we diligently and continuously slog toward our goal, working, toiling, to re-instill democracy and freedom as they install terroristic violent regimes that have enslaved and imprisoned and tortured even many of us sitting here today in many of our past lives.”  Silver Wolf paused briefly as he looked around the gathering, directly into the eyes of many of the members sitting quietly, listening to his 400,000 years of Human wisdom.  “And today, outside here in the bright morning sun with the gentle cool wind blowing through our hair on this wide-open mountainside field with views for miles, many of us are not here for the same reason.”  His voice cracked at the end of his last sentence and the frog in his throat almost jumped onto the podium he stood behind, as he held back his tears.
Then Silver Wolf quickly regained his composure and erected his posture tall and strait.  “You know, freedom isn’t free anymore, it’s an endless battle against Chimpanzees.  I say it is time to take control of the world and its governments.  The Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, and Swinehearts are so ignorant and easily manipulated and simply foolish in the first place, that WE can no longer tolerate democracy in any form while they can vote, when it only hands power to the Chimps, Chimpanzees if you must, and ultimately the Red Dragon and her monkeys – the Baboons.”

The crowd sitting on the lawn shifted in their seats, a few coughed, while White Ibis stood up from the second row and said “now you simply sound like her?  That was her initial argument for the Aten Amun-Ras.  To control the Chimpanzees by giving them structure.  Instead they took control for themselves.”  White Ibis sat back down on the grass.

“No, I don’t advocate for removal, dismissal, or curtailment or restriction of this congress, nor changing its structure, nor forcibly installing new leadership throughout the world.  Rather, we need to be more proactive.  No more of this "let evolution be evolution" attitude, rather, WE need to be the voice and motivation behind evolution.  WE need to be the ones guiding — or manipulating — or should we say "herding" — these neos, the Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, and Swinehearts; not casually stand by and let the Red Dragon and her Chimp cohorts and her Baboon minions herd them as they are now” Silver Wolf responded.

Sitting in the front row, Awishona Ts'uuya’s best friend, currently incarnated as her daughter, Kȟaŋǧí Tȟózi {{{"Green Crow"}}} Lavender Black-Eyed Susan stood up quickly, “Can we please offer them at least basic respect and not use derogatory slang?  All life deserves our love and respect, all part of the great web, even the ticks and fleas.  And they are not truly Chimpanzees anymore.  They ARE humans.  They just need more love and more time to grow.”  She sat back down, and crossed her arms and legs.

“I’m sorry Siouxzette.  I really don’t mean to ruffle your feathers.  Or anyone’s.  I am just feeling overwhelmingly passionate about the tortuous killings, the suffering of little kids and the parents that love them, all feeding Hucha into ALL of our lives and souls.  But a rose by any other name smells just as sweet, and a Chimp by any other name smells just as foul.  I could call them Chimpanzees, or even use a politically correct word like "conservative"; or use a word from social science and psychology and simply call them the "sociopaths".  But we all know, we all see, we all have lived though their terrorism in this last epoch since the ice age peaked and they started flooding our peaceful loving anarchic-socialist integrated societies with their sociopathic perspectives of dominance and control.  Until they came along, we didn’t even need to "vote" because we all cared about each other.  "Chimp" is not an insult or slur, merely an abbreviation, easier to say; but again, I don’t mean to upset you … or anyone … it’s just the way I speak.  And I put up with mosquitoes; they feed the frogs that sing me to sleep; but I don’t have any qualms about killing the parasitic ticks and fleas that try to infest my home or suck my blood.  No amount of loving them will convince them to stop spreading the numerous deadly bacteriological and viral infections that they do that make me and my children severely sick.  And time has shown us in the last 25,000 years that no amount of love has softened the Chimps’ hearts or sparked empathy in their soul.  Instead they call US weak and use our love against us to rob, blackmail, and murder our families.  "The darkness never goes from some men’s eyes".   But if you want to hug them, go ahead” he replied, looking directly at her.
Silver Wolf looked up at the field of people and continued “Sometimes you have to clean out all the old cobwebs and start fresh, and we all feel – we all know that this is the time of the Phoenix Rising — and this is the year of the Fire Horse.  The situation is quickly becoming even more dire than during World War II.  The Red Dragon’s got her corrupt Chimpanzee conspirators in full control of Israel with corrupt Baboons as their puppets running Israel’s military and governmental institutions, and well over a hundred thousand INNOCENT people have suffered terrible deaths from their terrorism since this last war started, just as people in that region have since World War II, as they steal more and more and more land for their so-called "Zionist" Chimp clan, just as they have since World War II.  She’s put Chimps and Baboons in charge of Iran, and keeps them all fighting each other, giving her political power.  She’s got her Chimp "Oligarchs" and Baboon military leaders in Russia all helping to keep Putin in line, and they have killed even more people in Ukraine as they try to regain control of the cropland there.  And in the U.S. she has her Chimpanzee conspirators in near complete control of all the industries and nearly all the media from food to steel, to coal, oil, and natural gas, to electronics and software and the internet and media, from Fox News to N.P.R. News, and worst, in control of the industrial military complex with their Baboon puppets in various government leadership positions, from Lindsey Graham in the Senate, to the Governor of Florida, and far beyond.  She keeps the Chimps and Baboons blindly fighting each other, keeping herself in power, while the world suffers the consequences.
“My friends, my family, I say we can no longer tolerate the Chimps’ freedom.  I yield the feather to my dear colleague Indigo Orangutan.”

Silver Wolf finished his speech and stepped down from behind the podium off the platform, as Indigo Orangutan stood up from the audience and accepted the Bald Eagle feather handed to him.

“The chair recognizes Indigo Orangutan Lavender, Chief of the Indigo Team Cube of the League of Squares.” José Yaguar said after stepping up to the microphone.  Then he stepped down as Indigo Orangutan took to the podium.

“Friends and Family: I must concur with my colleague Silver Wolf Geraniums, although I must note to him that Lindsey Graham passed on just yesterday; I guess he was out fishin’ and away from his cell-phone” Indigo Orangutan began, as the audience chuckled quietly at the joke of "Ol’ Lone Wolf" owning a cell phone.  Then he continued “But speak of the Devil, his death highlights what I am about to share with you — more on that in a moment.
“Since the ancient days when Yellow Tiger taught us about fire, to the formation of The League of Squares, to modern times, we humans have strived to live better lives through chemistry, technology, mathematics, and psychology.  Again, and again, and again, we have had to actively restrict access to, and understanding of, our higher tech developed by the League of Squares’ Yellow Team Cube because of the Chimpanzees.  They gather in groups led by warlords and marauder the lands, burn villages to steal and rape.  Then they learned to take the inventions of the League of Squares and turn them into weapons: gunpowder; … … trains and cars evolved under their control into military tanks and planes … and now drones; they take our research into the fundamental nature of the universe and turn it into nuclear bombs, laser weapons, even acoustic cannons to be used against fellow humans … fellow life.  Yet they have never actually invented anything novel themselves; they just take our human creativity and manipulate it for themselves.
“They take our deep-rooted insights into the human mind and human interrelations developed by the Indigo Team Cube and use it against the masses to control them for the benefit of the Chimps, at the detriment of the greater society — OUR greater society — ALL of ours.  They use this insight to instill an artificial opposing political dichotomy that they label as "conservative" and "liberal".”

Indigo Orangutan took a swallow of mango juice to clear his throat and continued: “I will in this presentation mostly ignore the concept of "liberal" and focus on what is a conservative, both by strict definition and general interpervasive traits as deducted through research and widespread polls of opinion, history, and personal stance, as agreed apon in general by both "liberals" and "conservatives".

“So what is a "conservative"?  By strict basic definition, someone who doesn’t like change, likes to do things the "old way", the "traditional" way.  For "conservatives," ancestral people of the past tried all the "other options" and found that the ways of life we are currently taught are the "best" ways.  This makes a lot of sense, when life is hard and mistakes can be deadly, as long as the paradigm we live in does not change.  We learn from our parents and grandparents, and deeply respect their collective opinions and wisdom … or humans in general used to.  But it is the spiritually "blind & deaf" people who need this kind of stability in society.  And these days, as technology expands, the paradigm changes yearly, if not monthly or even weekly.  The Evolutionary Mismatch theory provides the framework for our discussion today.”

Indigo Orangutan took another swallow of mango juice.

“Politically speaking, a "conservative" is someone who doesn’t want the government structure to change, specifically the current worldwide structure where the rich control the world.  The political use of this term comes from the French Revolution, when they overthrew the King.  The "conservatives" wanted to "conserve" the underlying political and financial structure and install a new King to be their puppet, while the "liberals" wanted a new "democratic" political structure based on the power of the common people.  Incidentally, they self-assembled to opposite sides of the long table where they met, and became the "political right" and "political left", based on where they physically chose to sit.
“These days, we see that in democratic societies, people who vote for political "conservatives" fall into two categories, or, perhaps more specifically, two tiers: the rich who want to preserve and grow their political and financial power, and, according to self-reported political polls, the undereducated mostly rural folks with a rudimentary perspective of the world.  They don’t really understand all the political complexity, and just want a "big daddy" to take care of them and "just make the system work", the same way a typical person takes their car to an auto shop these days, clueless about what might be wrong or how to fix it.  The latter group also has a strong social "conservative" component.  They typically believe their nitch group’s paradigm is the "best", if not the ONLY viable social system.
“Now, ironically, we would assume the greatest tension between "liberals" and "conservatives", but in reality, "liberals" actually commonly hold many of the same core principles of Humanity dear, but "conservatives" most often fight with OTHER "conservatives" from other nitch groups.  Jews vs. Muslims, secular vs. godfearing, communists vs. capitalists, etc.  My friends, war, and violence in general, is a disagreement between conservatives.
“But I’m not here today to teach the first day’s lesson of "Politics 101" — that of course is the realm of the Orange Team Cube.  I’m here to quickly summarize the latest research from the Indigo Team Cube.  Modern f.M.R.I. machines have given us a very very very small, but useful peak into the workings of a living human brain.  The f.M.R.I. images are so complex that in the past, we could only get a generalized sense of what areas of the brain were more or less active IN GENERAL under specified experimental situations.  But now the modern computer hardware running modern pattern-matching algorithms  — what the under-informed call "artificial intelligence" even though it is neither artificial or even remotely intelligent — can find correspondences in the data that our human eyes and older computerized analytical models simply could not see or find.
“And what we have found is that there is a solid difference between the minds of self-described so-called "conservatives" and the minds of so-called "liberals"; that difference is the root of sociopathy in humans.  We see it literally in the structure of the brain and the neurological patterns of activity.  Let’s briefly explore that concept.
“Now, there are numerous studies that have been done, too many to mention.  One study wasn’t even looking for differences between "conservatives" and "liberals"; yet on its own the pattern-matching algorithm found them to be the ONLY corresponding patterns it could find, even though it was programmed to find patterns for another investigational topic and failed to find any.  I tried to find that news report again, but Google failed to help.  However, it did provide me with these other example studies, summarized by Google’s "A.I.":”

Indigo Orangutan turned around on the stage to point to two large placards being held high above his head by two assistants who walked on the stage moments earlier, Mauve Mallow Orangutan and Lilac "The Great Grape Ape" Gorilla.  He read aloud the key parts:

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Functional connectivity signatures of political ideology"
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9291242/

published in PNAS Nexus in June 2022.
Researchers used artificial intelligence (convolutional neural networks) and fMRI functional connectivity scans from 174 adults in the Ohio State University Wellbeing Project to successfully predict political ideology.

Key Details of the Study:

Authors: Seo Eun Yang, James D. Wilson, Zhong-Lin Lu, and Skyler Cranmer.

Method: Analyzed whole-brain functional connectivity during eight standard experimental tasks and resting state using an AI network called BrainNetCNN.

Key Finding: Brain activity patterns during empathy, monetary reward, and memory tasks accurately predicted whether an individual leaned liberal or conservative — matching the predictive power of knowing a person's parents' political views.

Core Regions: Activations in the amygdala, inferior frontal gyrus, and hippocampus showed the strongest links to political orientation.
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"Political Orientations Are Correlated with Brain Structure in Young Adults"
published in Current Biology in 2011.
https://www.cell.com/fulltext/S0960-9822(11)00289-2

Method: Unlike the 2022 Ohio State study that used AI to look at functional brain activity over time, the UCL researchers used structural MRI scans to measure the physical volume of gray matter in the brain

The "Liberal" Brain Structure: Individuals who self-reported liberal political views showed increased gray matter volume in the anterior cingulate cortex (ACC). This region is heavily involved in error detection, processing complexity, and managing conflicting information

The "Conservative" Brain Structure: Individuals with conservative views showed a larger right amygdala. The amygdala is the brain's emotional epicenter, deeply tied to processing threat, fear, and social hierarchies
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“So what we see here” Indigo Orangutan continued, “are the primary brain patterns of Chimps and the "barnyards": the Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, and Swinehearts — no offense to the Horse-medicine folks, by the way; "barnyards" was just a hypernym that caught on in the research team that was spoken by one of our undergrad students from New York City in a round-table discussion.  Walk up to a horse or herd of them, and they don’t run scared.  Walk up to cows, sheep, chickens, pigs, and they are terrified, unless raised from birth.  Sit quietly and let an unsuspecting cow walk nearby, then quietly and gently say "boo"; watch that cow freak out and run!
“Fear.  All we really need to fear is fear itself.  Fear is and always will be the greatest enemy of humankind.  Greed stands next, and is the result of fear of loss, fear of greater powers, etc.  Aggression comes from both greed and directly from fear.  And violence and suffering is the end result.  Like I said, war is a disagreement between "conservatives", the sociopathic Chimps.
“We have already identified these core principles for roughly 200,000 years, and for 200,000 years we have declared them everything from "dangerous" to "disease".  These days they are becoming more and more prominent and are spreading like a meme across the world.  Based on the well-established Evolutionary Mismatch theory, we have identified this dangerous viral disease.  We have a name for this disease; we call it the "Conservative Complex Derangement Disorder" as it pertains to an individual, and correspondingly, "Conservative Complex Derangement Disorder Pervasive Syndrome", or C.C.D.D.P.S. for short, as it pertains to society in general.  That is, we identify a specific complex of disease symptoms found universally in conservatives, with deep-seated generalized internalized unfounded and paranoid fear being the singular core root, that the secondary tier of "conservatives" suffer from that causes their deranged concepts of reality and society.  This specific complex of disease symptoms are spreading throughout society, creating a sickness in Humanity itself.
“This root of fear is defined in two dimensions: fear of change and fear of unfamiliar people, the latter of which is the predominant problem.  It may seem at first glance that fear of "others" is just a subset of fear of change, but it is more, and now we see it seems to have biological roots, as researched by cognitive/social psychologist Mark Schaller, and his well-established and scientifically-documented theory of the "Behavioral immune system".”  {{{see the book: "This Is Your Brain On Parasites" by Kathleen McAuliffe}}}
“Everyone prefers stability over change.  It is fundamental in how the brain CAN process information.  The brain is basically useless if it can’t "learn" to some extent.  Every event we encounter and live in our lives becomes a PREDICTOR of what might happen next.  The brain MUST build a "prejudice" around EVERYTHING it ever encounters, if it is to succeed in intelligent decision making.  "Oh, it’s cloudy today" your brain perceives, and it predicts it might/could/will rain.  The brain PRE-JUDGES everything … … … and everyBODY.  Again, it is the only way it CAN work, the only way learning functions.  When things change, we can’t predict them as well.  Simple basic psychology, we’ve talked about for over 100,000 years.  Fundamental Buddhist teachings, for example.  Nothing new here.
“But now the sciences of biology and biochemistry have opened new doors of perception for us to explore additional dimensions of the mind and psychology.  And now this past century, Humanity has become overrun by a stampede of Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, and Swinehearts.  Their exceptional spiritually-inherent fearfulness of others is made even worse as populations grow and the biologically-human Behavioral Immune System becomes imbalanced, compulsory and chronically overactivated, diseased.  This tends to make them easily herdable — by the Chimps and their Baboon militias — into the political pens known as Right-Wing Authoritarianism, including conservatism and traditionalism.  They become highly submissive to authority, become aggressive and even terrorize "others" in the name of the authority figures, and become conformist in thought and behavior.
“Knowing this, the Chimps conspired worldwide to release the COVID-19 virus.  It served China’s purpose to tamp-down democratic protesters in Taiwan, and it served to scare the shit out of the average "conservative" voter in America, the "barnyards", to rally against "migrants & immigrants" in fear by activating the theorized "Behavioral Immune System".  There are too many details to discuss here, but I … we, the whole Indigo Team Cube … suggest you investigate these concepts further if you are curious.  Wikipedia has good introductions to the "behavioral immune system" and "right-wing authoritarianism".”

Indigo Orangutan paused for a few seconds, and took another sip of mango juice to soften his throat for the speech.  He was used to sitting quietly in a research lab, not giving political speeches.  Then he continued.

“The Bovinoids are the number one clan to be susceptible to an imbalance of the Human behavioral immune system, with the Sheeple and HenCocks not far behind, and the Swinehearts still far ahead of virtually all other neos, except maybe the Deer clan, but, for one, the Deer Clan are not flooding Humanity with their spirits, instead deer incarnations are multiplying, actually helping to naturally buffer the bulk of the Bovinoid spirits, and two, Deer spirits are just inherently more evolved, and not as easily herded or penned.
“In terms of Humanity, we have noted that "right-wing authoritarianism" specifically, and susceptibility to imbalances of the "behavioral immune system" in general, are inherited traits; similarly, sociopathy is also genetically inherited.  Chimps are born to Chimps, the "barnyards" to "barnyards", both in the pre-human incarnations as all animals do, as well as into human incarnations.  This is a phenomenon we don’t understand.  We all know, typically, we humans are randomly re-incarnated unless we specifically focus our attention at death through meditation into the spirit realm, so we can keep up with each other and our friends.  You, Siouxzette, are the perfect example, a Crow reincarnated into a family of a Hummingbird and a Bear” Indigo Orangutan said looking directly at her, as she sat there quietly with a look of angry disgust on her face, arms still crossed.  He continued “yet the Chimps, Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, Swinehearts, they don’t meditate or have a detectable auric connection to the spiritual world.  Their Humanic crown Chakras are very dim, barely functional.  How they incarnate together is a topic we actually are deeply interested in because it may reveal unknown dimensions and/or energy flows within the Great Unknown, the Tao.  But that is another topic for another time.  However, it brings us back around to Lindsey Graham’s death, and the appointment of his SISTER, another Baboon, as his replacement, by the Governor, another Baboon, all of whom are puppets serving the Chimps who own and control the stocks and boardrooms of the Military Industrial Complex, the media, big tech, real-estate, the food and energy sectors, etc.  She openly admits she knows little about domestic politics, and nothing about foreign politics.  "Hi!  I’m a mindless Baboon doing what I’m told" and now they even elect her to the Republican nomination.  Forget politics and political tenure, forget real elections; just keep it all in the family, like kings and their court, the barons, dukes, and counts, have for several millennium now.”

"Grape Ape" quietly stood at the back of the stage holding up a placard with a picture of a camel looking through a peephole.  Indigo Orangutan stopped a moment and took another sip of mango juice for his throat, before continuing.

“The foul HenCocks are some of the most troublesome narcissistic "barnyard" conservatives in society, and again the root of the problem is ingrained fear.  The Hens, like M.T.G. for example, are incessantly pecking and clucking; and they are the paranoid helicopter parent overly controlling their children, who won’t let them far from the nest or out of their sight, and who think the world should conform to THEIR ideals for THEIR children.  They cluck out puritanical judgmental gossip everywhere, and preach their faith-based, evidence-lacking beliefs to everyone.  The Cocks, like the Proud Boys or the America First Christian Nationalist White-Supremisist Neo-Nazis for example, run around strutting their stuff like they are bad-asses while they whine about how scared they are of other people.  Their souls endured their chicken-incarnations being slaughtered again and again and again, 74 billion a year, until the spiritual vacuum of human souls sucked them out of that karmic loop into humanity; however, the chicken karma still taints their humanized mana as they scream in terror "we will not be replaced!"

“The Swinehearts share the same highly underdeveloped Heart Chakras that the Chimps display, diseased and weak, barely lit and highly impotent and impedant.  This of course leaves them detached from greater society, and blocks the flow of Kundalini Qi from the Red Root Chakra leaving it overactive, making them highly materialistic and greedy.  The Orange and Yellow Chakras are also overcharged when the Green is blocked, and we see behaviors like emotional drama, hypersexuality, addiction, and megalomania.  Their motto, the Chimps and the Swinehearts, is always "what’s in it for me?"  We call them the "Me-Me-Miners", due to their toddler-level childish narcissistic attitude of "ME! ME! MINE!" and their drive to pursue wealth, commonly in the form of gold, but other precious gems and metals, even petrol, seem to enthrall them also, and now the need for various minerals to support the latest technology is enriching them even farther.  But that’s a story for the Orange Team Cube to present.
“The Swinehearts are now becoming the corporate-capitalist economic front-men and if need be the fall guy, like the Baboons are in the governments and militaries of the world, while the Chimps quietly pull the strings from behind the curtain of corporate board rooms.  And we even see hybrids, like the HenCock-Swineheart Christian-lawyer in SCOTUS, Barrett, who helped the Cheney team fraudulently steal the 2000 election.”

Indigo Orangutan paused for a moment and looked across the field at the crowd in the sunlight, making eye contact with many many of the audience members there, before he continued summing up his speech:

“So, back to our original question, "what is a conservative".  We see that it is NOT the polar opposite or contrary philosophy or diametric plan or antithetical values, versus a "liberal".  Liberalism is founded in the concept of liberation from shadow knowledge, and flowers into freedom for the individual and a social value system of peace and harmony.  And I must EMPHASIZE here that liberalism is NOT libertarianism, which is just multinational corporate-conservatives on booze, cocaine, pharmies, and other drugs.  Conservativism is a conglomeration of different value systems all woven with the common threads of "traditionalism" and "fear".  A liberal from the U.S. by definition values the same set of social and political ideals as from any other country.  A true liberal, like good old Ben Bear over here … for you neos, Ben Golden Bear Honey-Flowers went by the name "Franklin" and helped found the U.S. … a true liberal is a true warrior at heart.  Like he said, "Anyone who would give up even an inch of freedom in exchange for security deserves neither freedom nor security."  In the U.S., a political "conservative voter" values their right to own a gun to protect themselves and the right to free speech because that is the "tradition", yet these are truly "liberal" values.  In Iran, "conservatives" prohibit gun ownership and free speech.  In Japan, "conservatives" prohibit guns and value free speech.
“Being a "conservative" is NOT a universal political ideology, it is a PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE, backed by diseased, malformed, and/or aberrant biological systems in the brain creating fear, and one that shows clear and definite imbalances that create disease in the mind of individuals as well as the harmony of society.”

Indigo Orangutan stopped speaking, and looked through his notes on the podium.  He turned and quietly and quickly discussed the possibility of a missed topic with his comrades and assistants from the Indigo Team Cube, then refaced the audience after a 15 second break.

“O.K., well, that seems to be the sum of what the Indigo Team Cube wants to present at this time.  Thank you for your patience with the details; there is so much we left out that is important to understand for further analysis, but these are the vital aspects that are required to begin to discuss this topic.  Discussions regarding details and deeper analysis are always welcome, particularly counter-arguments.  We know that mixing politics with psychology has been a low-brow trick that conservatives have used for years to attack their critics, but here we are basing our theory on solid empirical scientific objective peer-reviewed biological evidence, not some weak pseudo-Freudian twisted snide analysis.  All of the basic previous research creating the foundation for our latest proposed extension to the Indigo Cube of the Central Paradigm has been available for decades now, much of it online.  And while most other researchers tiptoe around the monster trying to be "politically correct", we don’t wear tighty-whities; we let our balls hang to stay dry and are not afraid to call a horse a horse, and a pig a pig.  You can find our latest proposal at C - C - D - D - P - S dot org.  Thank you again for your time and vital attention to these matters of utmost importance.”

Indigo Orangutan turned around as his assistant held up a placard with the web-address in big bold clear letters so the audience members could remember after the gathering:

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Conservative Complex Derangement Disorder Pervasive Syndrome
        https://ccddps.org/
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After pointing to the placard momentarily, Indigo Orangutan took to the microphone again and said “I now yield the feather to my dear friend and colleague Blue Bonobo.”  Then he stepped down off the stage.

José Yaguar stood up from the far back corner of the stage and walked to the podium.  He looked Awishona Ts'uyya, Yellow Tiger, Fuchsia Spoonbill, and Lilac Lion deep in the eye as he paused a moment, waiting for Indigo Orangutan to walk off the stage, and as Blue Bonobo approached.  He then announced “the chair recognizes Blue Bonobo Morning Glory” and sat back down.

Blue Bonobo began: “¡Alō-HA!”  He sounded like Don Ho, and smiled wide, waving all friendly-like to the crowd.  “Thank you all for your patients with our presentation, I will try to make this brief.  Simply put, we have a problem now: the Chimps control all the media.  Al Gore promised to save the world by inventing the internet, but all it has done is collapsed information diversification, not expanded it.  Sure there are a multitude of opinions, and random viral threads on typical so-called social media platforms, but real information is scarce and obscured.

“Political talk shows on U.S. radio and T.V. — who remembers T.V. … ah! you’ve been dated! — political talk shows have been around forever … or at least 100 years or so … and have been staple fodder for voters.  But by the early 1960s, they became aggressive and confrontational, until drug-addicted Chimps like Rush Limbaugh looking for higher listener ratings and commercial capital as he personally endorsed select junk for sale on his radio show, opened the door to all out slurs of truth, and relentless attacks against so called "liberals", spewing sewage and spreading memes like "liberals hate freedom", "liberals hate democracy", or "liberals hate the Constitution and the Bill of Rights".  You might as well say water hates wetness, or the sky is yellow and the sun is blue.  There are three things you can not hide: The Sun, The Moon, and The Truth.  This month the sewage is "socialists are lairs".  Unfortunately, we now have Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, and Swinehearts who are simply too dumb … sorry to have to put it that way … to discern reality from emotionally charged hatred and garbage.  A good fight always sells tickets.”

Blue Bonobo grabbed the microphone, turned around to point at the placard that his assistant Blue Heron was holding up high, and said “We borrowed this from the Indigo Team Cube:” and read aloud:

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Plato’s four initial stages of the mind’s ascent to enlightenment:
1) IGNORANCE – when the mind does not know there is anything worth knowing.
2) OPINION – the level of which talk-shows are forever stuck, divided into two (2) subcategories: correct opinion and wrong opinion.
3) REASON – through education and study, the person is prepared for advancement into the next stage.  But the advancement is not guaranteed.
4) INTELLEGENCE – this level can only be achieved on your own; a level of heightened or true understanding.
{{{adapted from: "A Beginner’s Guide to Constructing the Universe : The Mathematical Archetypes of Nature, Art, and Science : A Journey From 1 to 10" by Michael S. Schneider}}}
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“Pundit Chimps like these, Limbaugh, Hannity, Tucker Carlson more recently, only serve one purpose: herd the population into two opposing groups, and get them to argue.  It is VITALLY important to the conservative Chimps and the Red Dragon to keep the singular dividing line, since they control both political parties in the U.S., and the U.S. military allows the Chimps to be essentially in charge of the world.  The more parties there are, the more it gets exponentially harder to control them all as illusory opposites with an underlying hidden singular intent.
“Through use of the two-party system, they create the "Ol’ Left-Right" or the "Ol’ Right-Left", basic boxing stratagies.  Hit ’em hard on one side, get them defending that side, leaving an opening on the other side to hit ’em again.  Oh no the Democrats are skrewing us over!  Vote Republican!  Oh no the Republicans are skrewing us over!  Vote Democrat!
“Meanwhile, the media has been "split" into ministering the appetite for news of the right and the left.  They both get fed a different "version" of "truth"; of course we have media outlets like Fox News that outright lie and get sued in court and loose, but outlets like N.P.R. are not any better.  Just earlier this week I heard the lady on the program "1A" – or was it "Throughline"? I forget now – talk about the Bush-Gore election fraud of 2000.  She said it hinged on the "hanging chads".  Not a lie, but a clear avoidance of the further and more important truth, the truth that Choice Point, a data-conglomeration tech company, provided a faulty list of thousands of Black Democratic voters, who were deemed ineligible to vote, to the Florida swing-county that disenfranchised their voice, even though they were fully qualified voters.  Gore would have won.
“But you don’t hear that on the radio or T.V. today, even from the shows that pretend to be liberal and pretend to support democracy; and it was only reported for a day or two, before the conservatives who control the narrative shut down that line of discussion.  They only say "hanging chads". ¡NO ONE can be held accountable.  It was just an accident.  The conservatives in charge walk free.  Bush spent the night at the house of the founder of Choice Point on his political campaign tour through Atlanta.  Choice Point got a huge government contract to supply the government every detail about every citizen that every U.S. corporation has acquired and "partnered" with Choice Point.  See, the government is prohibited by law from collecting that information on its own without a criminal warrant.  It is a FUNDEMENTAL aspect of a free democracy.  Conservatives side-stepped the law, and made a lot of money doing so in the process at the tax-payer’s expense.  Despite the media telling you they will give you the news analysis you need, they sweep the truth under the rug.  For the benefit of conservatives.  Because they are all owned or controlled by conservatives.

“It’s time WE become the voice of the narrative.  It’s time to turn the tables and talk to the rudimentary conservative voters like conservatives do.  We create a propaganda machine that spreads our message everywhere, saying the same thing over and over until everyone believes in its ubiquitous truth.  We start with basic low-brow messaging that draws in conservative voters with a biting hyper-sarcastic satirically sharp edge, such as:”

Blue Bonobo took the mic in hand while turning to point to the placards being held high by Blue Heron and Blue Jay, and spoke the contents:


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Bash a Cop for Stumpie
Terrorize a Migrant for Jesus
Kidnap & Bomb Children for the Virgin Mother
Destroy Democracy from within for God
Install Fascism for the World’s Rich
Then steal the land and resources from "others"
====== the TAO of CONSERVATIVES ======
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“This hits the conservative voters below the belt.  The Christian conservatives don’t know what to think, except "is that ME?  How could I be so blind in my faith?  Maybe Stumpie is actually Satin, not Jesus resurrected …?"  The fiscal conservatives desperately try to deny that is them, but hide like a cockroach on a bowling lane in the spotlight.  It’s their coalition.  And there’s more examples of propaganda we plan to employ worldwide:”


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The Rosetta Stone of conservative language

PHRASE: "work hard & get ahead"
MEANING: produce 10,000 bushels of cotton for the slave-driving corporate-capitalist C.E.O.s and get a new pair of cotton socks with a corporate logo for Xmas.  For C.E.O.s it means taking at least three 90-second cell-phone calls per day while on the golf course from 1PM-5PM, and showing up at the office before the noon lunch hour.

PHRASE: "law and order"
MEANING: persecute, prosecute, and imprison anyone who is different.  Maintain the social order with conservatives on the top of the social ladder, kings of the hill.

PHRASE: "protect and serve"
MEANING: intimidate and harass anyone who is not a conservative in order to keep conservatives in power.

PHRASE: "peace through strength"
MEANING: theft by overwhelming force, to enrich the conservatives
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The Declaration of Independence:
"people are endowed with the INALIENABLE rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"
No law or constitutional right NEEDS to be written to qualify liberty.

The Conservatives of the SCOTUS in the Dobbs ruling of 2022:
"the authority to regulate abortion is returned to … [congressional] representatives"
(Syllabus, held)
"Attempts to justify … a broader right to autonomy … prove [to be] too much [to justify]."
(Syllabus, section (3))
In other words:
"We don't particularly care about abortion or the life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness for the unborn or the born. Instead, we hold that people do not have the right to their own bodies nor by current medical standards, their own minds; the Government has full control over the entire being and life of the citizen."

LOOK IT UP FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO ANY MEDIA REPORTS OR SUMMARIES
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“The Dobbs decision was NOT about protecting unborn children, it was a Trojan Horse to deny the basic human rights that citizens in every other leading democratic first-world country enjoy.  The Chimp conservatives who control the world don’t care about your unborn child any more than the ones they kidnap and bomb across the world in pursuit of money.  We need to stress that fact, as abortion rates continue to rise, without jumping directly into the abortion debate itself.  We only need to disqualify the logic, AND the moral standing, of conservatives with their own words.”

Blue Bonobo paused a moment and looked around the crowd before speaking again.

“And corresponding bumper stickers we plan to produce and distribute:

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Conservatives can have my cold dead body
when they pry it from my gun
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Religion is the Devil’s
Infiltration into Spirituality
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Still waiting for my trickle … … …
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“And smaller tropes like this one:

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Beware: MAGATTs ahead
Make America Grimace Again Terrorist Thugs
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“And goofy tropes like this:

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===The Conservative’s Anthem===
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em in the head
Kick ’em all aroun’
Then steal their bread.
Kick ’em in the back
Then cut off their hands
Then steal their resources
And steal their land.
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“And deeply satirical like this:

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KILL foreign drug smuggling cartel member terrorists!
NO ONE muscles in on the C.I.A.’s turf.
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“I should stop a moment” Blue Bonobo said as he turned back around to the audience “and explain that first Stumpie pardons the convicted ex-president Hernandez of Honduras who was "treated very harshly" — NOT that he was innocent and falsely accused — for conspiracy to smuggle drugs into the U.S.  He worked with the C.I.A. coordinating the flow of the drugs.  No one gets in for free, you see.  But the F.B.I. caught on and nailed him, as the C.I.A. disappeared into the darkness and just acquired other lackeys.  The guy from Venezuala, Maduro, or those small speedboats that the Navy illegally bomb without due process or collection of evidence, well, see, they are competition to the C.I.A.-controlled drug flows, still through Columbia these days.  That’s how the "fist in the air baring teeth" Chimp guy won there recently — with the manipulative help of the C.I.A.  Never open your mouth and smile around a Chimpanzee, by the way; for them it means baring your teeth in aggression.  Columbia Chimp-guy is clearly displaying typical Chimpanzee body language, while Stumpie and Puscle imitate it with the efficacy of reptiles.
“Anyway, continuing with the media trope plan” Blue Bonobo said as he turned back around to the placard and pointed to the next one.

“How about strait-up on the rocks like this:

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===The devolution of the political party===
From the PEOPLE’S party
To the MOM & POP small business’ party
To the MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS’ party
To the FEARFUL ANTISOCIAL party
To the SOCIOPATHIC TOTALITARIANS’ party
To the PSYCHOPATHIC, HOMICIDAL, LYING, CHEATING, CRIMINAL FASCISTS’ party
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“Like the conservative talk-show hosts have for decades, we will drive these messages and more deep down the throats of every Human in America who is not hiding under a rock with our propaganda blitz, until they swallow the essence and the average clueless voter is swayed into anti-conservative rational.  We will mirror the conservative’s angry tirades.  Meanwhile, we will provide a political climate to new liberal socialist democratic political candidates to present a level-headed perspective to the electorate without them needing to be in "emotional attack mode" to gain the attention of the typical conservative voter stuck in their red Chakra.  We shall provide the grass-roots attack, let them focus on creating peace and justice in American government.  We shall be the tidal wave that lifts them and that they ride up the river to political dominance.

“The problem we face is how to deliver our message as the conservatives have been consolidating the media in America now for 25 years, and it’s getting worse.  The Republican conservatives in congress began removing restrictions on media monopolies back under the Cheney administration.  That destroyed local news in all formats.  Read all about it online.  Now they are trying to finalize that consolidation, as congressional Republicans vote to lift all restrictions on media conglomerates, effectively giving them the equivalent of a "state media" soap-box like they have in China and Russia and Israel and Saudi Arabia and Iran and elsewhere.  They HATE free speech, and do everything they can to control the narrative.  How long will it be before the American State starts assassinating journalists like the Saudi royal Family did to Jamal Khashoggi?  They are carelessly killing Migrants in their private prisons, murdering I.C.E. protesters in the streets, kidnapping Migrant children and intentionally bombing children in Gaza.  Israel is murdering journalists in Gaza and Palestine – clearly targeting them.  China is jailing liberal book-sellers in Taiwan.  Stumpie certainly doesn’t care; instead he blocked congressional efforts to punish the Chimp scumbag Crown Prince.

“In particular, the Ellison Family Chimps have become one of the most dangerous impediments to free speech, free-flowing ideas, multiple viewpoints, and an intelligent electorate in general.  But perhaps just as dangerous is "People Incorporated", formerly the I.A.C. corporation.  Conservatives installed a tax service company in their place who took their name to bamboozle folks trying to trace the truth.  They shape-shifted to hide like cowards, like the I.C.E. terrorists who reincarnated from the Ku-Klux-Klan hide behind their masks.  The original "I.A.C. Inc." – and now the new "People Incorporated" was/is controlled by Fox News co-founder Barry Diller and the likes of Chelsea Clinton, both who publicly oppose each other politically, but privately are conservatives manipulating the media from behind the scenes for their mutual profit and control, and ultimately all the Chimps in their troop, and of course the Red Dragon.  This corporation, "People Incorporated", controls the bulk of the most popular media in America and Europe and worldwide, last I checked.  I implore you to ONE: investigate the corporate board and their holdings and interests, and you will see what I mean about total control of public thought on BOTH sides of the singular political coin; and TWO: research the corporate structure of the popular websites you visit; chances are it is owned within a corporate pyramid topped by "People Incorporated".

“If you think that N.P.R. will save you, HA!  Their only benefit is no screaming car dealers blasting you with sale adverts.  Conservative think-tanks during the Cheney administration complained that N.P.R. was too liberal to fund with taxpayer money, and vowed to take it over internally and defund it.  They succeeded as the original N.P.R. founders aged out and retired.  Just today they had a story about a crumbling old abandoned jail in Africa that is under threat from tourists.  O.K.  Call up the National Guard and send the U.S. Navy!  Meanwhile in India, conservatives are attacking student protesters, but N.P.R. is mostly ignoring that and other REAL issues around the world.  Can’t give the liberals any good air-time, eh?  The trash news reports they use to fill blank spots between widespread headlines they must address to be seen as legit demonstrates they only care enough to brainwash and herd their listeners into a pen of ignorance.  We used to call them the "soccer mom" news, because their coverage was for the 12-year-old perspective, then the "LGBTQ+ news" which at first seemed like "¡cool! - normalize freedom!" but then it seemed like over 50% of the interviewees for any story were LGBTQ+, which repels conservatives stuck in the "puritanical trap of Satan".  Keep ’em divided!  ¡Conquer!
“Just as bad as Fox.  The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth.  You won’t find that in top American Media outlets, except MAYBE "Democracy NOW!", but they are too small and underfunded to keep up with it all, yet they still manage to cover a wider variety of actually important topics than N.P.R.; and Google’s news page and searches, powered by conservatives’ algorithms, will NEVER show them as a source, so … … … where to find the real Truth?  Not on T.V., not on the radio, not in newspapers, or on commercial websites.
“That’s not to say that there ARE real, qualified JOURNALISTS in the field, dedicated to the truth and social justice, and their reports are vital, but the most controversial topics then get "disappeared" by the powers higher up.  Stories with horrific topics like the missing children from 8 years ago that the Stumpie administration abducted.  Would Stumpie be president right now if the media were honest enough to investigate this tragedy further and report on it?  Instead they worry about Stumpie’s name on the Kennedy Center, or the peeling paint in the pool, or the giant arc, or the demolition of the White House, or the pavement of the Rose Garden leaving only one plant left, or the gold-guilded horse.  Unfortunately, the Chimps keep the media spinning with circus show after circus show, soap-opera drama after soap-opera drama, to distract the population from the truth behind the curtain, and old news becomes lost in time-allotment.

“The screaming angry voices of these Chimps need to be drowned out with the symphonic mellifluous truth of our messaging and satire. In the words of the illustrious and illuminating Aldous Huxley, "Words can be like X-rays, if you use them properly — they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced."

“The basic principles of our intended actions have been laid out here.  Our messaging will have at its core these tropes, and others will be developed as needed, as time evolves.

“Since the Chimps and their conservative Baboon schemers, under the ultimate direction of the Red Dragon, have full control of the media these days, we will be using alternative methods of "advertising" to deliver our message.  We already have been quietly coordinating with several bird clans to spread our message until the word on the street becomes homogeneously liberal and the common neo takes a stand against the Chimp’s empire.  Siouxzette, I hope you and the other Crows can find it in your hearts to help this effort of PEACE.”  She sat there motionless, silent, arms still crossed.  Blue Bonobo continued:

“We shall deliver the population from the "snare of the fowler" — the confederated corporate media, and ultimately the "noisome pestilence" of the Chimps and their Baboon abettors.  I now yield the feather to my dear colleague and friend Orange Gorilla.  Thank you.”

Blue Bonobo hopped down off the stage as Orange Gorilla came up from the side to receive the Eagle Feather, while José Yaguar announced “The chair now recognizes Orange Gorilla Zinnia, Chief of the Orange Team Cube” before he sat back down in his chair parked in the back corner of the stage.

Orange Gorilla began “Aloha, and thanks y’all for listening to our presentation.  I don’t know how many of you have a loved one or a friend from a past life, or even this life, in prison right now despite not actually being a true criminal, or in a war zone starving, or living in poverty struggling to make ends meet and scrape by, while "The Machine" of the Chimps grinds their lives away and steals their land and resources.  I have several.  And talking with them leaves me feeling like there is a rat in my stomach eating my innards.

“The Gorilla clan has been discussing this issue within the Orange Team Cube for some time, as well as the Indigo and Blue Team Cubes, and more privately amongst ourselves, and we see this as the zero hour, and have come to a resolution of consensus.  The Gorillas have decided we are taking over, using the resources of the Orange Cube and various Teams within, with the help of the Blue Team Cube and the guidance, advice, and counsel of the Indigo Team Cube.  We have a two-forked plan.

“First, we will be the forward face of the Renew Liberty Movement super P.A.C. and establish the Renew Liberty political party, and deliver candidates for office from our clan; of course other clans are invited, also.  This will operate as Blue Bonobo described earlier in his presentation with the super P.A.C. running forward tackle and the political candidates running the ball down the middle of the wide-open field.  With the current public mood, a new sweeping political climate can be established in our favor with ease, and we will be the controlling party of both chambers of the Legislator and by the next election, the presidency.
“Our political platform will revolve around a handful of current political hot-topics as well as around basic human rights, and the establishment of said rights into the constitution.  The United Nations has declared a list of basic human rights that was constricted and strangled by conservative neopuritanical bigotry, which we will expand on and complete.

“First and foremost, our political party will promote and embrace responsible freedom and accountability, from both the electorate and the citizenry, emphasizing freedom does not allow criminal actions against others or society or the Earth, its environment, nor other life onboard our mothership.  True criminals will be held in GOVERNMENT funded and run prisons; we will outlaw private prisons nationwide by constitutional amendment.  ONLY true criminals may be imprisoned under our plan, as to be outlined in our constitutional list of human rights: murder, rape, theft, assault, battery, fraud, vandalism, arson, etc., that is, crimes against another or humanity or the Earth.  This is a primary need if true justice is to be administered.  No more judges and their family and friends who hold stock in the private prisons they send their convicts to.  No more Senators and House Reps who profit off the stocks their legislation creates.  Now in Tennessee, even being poor and homeless will get you a felony and 6 years in a taxpayer-funded privately-owned mental-torture center they call a prison that makes a profit off of the misfortunes and mental-illnesses of other citizens.”

Blue Jay held up a small card that read "malicious conservatives did that".

Blue Heron quietly made her way to the back of the stage and held up a giant placard behind Orange Gorilla while she continued speaking.

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 === Key Structural Realities of U.S. Incarceration: ===
(A.I. Overview)

==Global Incarceration Rates Per Capita==
When looking at the prison population as a rate per 100,000 residents, the top five countries and territories are:

• El Salvador: ~1,659 per 100,000
• Cuba: ~794 per 100,000
• Rwanda: ~620 per 100,000
• Turkmenistan: ~576 per 100,000
• United States: ~542 per 100,000

==Total Volume Leadership: While the U.S. does not have the highest per capita percentage, it historically trades the number-one spot with China for the highest total number of incarcerated individuals, housing roughly 1.8 million people behind bars.

==Global Outlier Status: The U.S. makes up roughly 4% to 5% of the total world population but holds approximately 20% of the world's total prisoners.

==State-Level Extremes: Although the national U.S. average places it fifth globally, individual states have rates that rival the highest nations. If states like Louisiana or Mississippi were independent countries, they would rank second globally, eclipsed only by El Salvador.

==Comparison to Peers: The U.S. rate (≈542) is drastically higher than other Western democracies. For instance, it is roughly five to eight times higher than nations like the United Kingdom (≈140), Germany (≈75), or Japan (≈33).
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Orange Gorilla continued speaking without hesitation:

“It is less expense to the taxpayers to simply house the mentally ill and other homeless, but conservatives only want to jail them.”  Blue Jay held up a small card next to Blue Heron’s placard that said "Sadistic Psychopaths", as Orange Gorilla spoke uninterrupted.  “The U.S. houses the GREATEST percentage of its population in prisons than any other democratic country, and the fifth highest of all countries in the world.  Private prison CoreCivic has made $1.4 billion in revenue, plus another $1.6 billion in prison sales to the U.S. at a rate of $307,000 per bed, according to C.E.O. Patrick Swindle. Private prison company GeoGroup has pilfered another $2.83 billion in this taxpayer-funded conservative-contrived swindle.  President Stumpie’s goal is having 100,000 people in detention at once for immigration issues alone.  Yet they can’t house homeless children.  Conservatives are malevolent Chimps.  We will Renew Liberty.

“Which brings us to our next platform agenda item: affordable housing.  It boils down to real-estate.  Since the 2008 pre-engineered economic shock-test that intentionally collapsed the economy to minimal size, put mom-and-pop out of business and consolidated the big corporations — exactly like they are doing now – every 20 years or so – with the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, the average person and the less-fortunate were and still are loosing their homes in droves while the rich enjoy the luxury of buying up their properties at foreclosure prices.  Land in the middle of no-where is now worth ungodly prices, and in the cities, most people are out-priced all together.  By constitutional amendment, we shall limit the amount of land owned by a corporation or individual, so there is equitable space available for everyone.  Details are still being worked out, but no more land hogs, no more Barrons, Counts, Dukes, Earls, Lords, hiding behind "capitalist" ideology.  We will Renew Liberty.

“The third item in our platform agenda will be energy.  We will undo the the oil and coal industries’ attacks on the renewable clean energy sources that we WILL need to survive the still-growing population boom and the exponential growth in energy consumption.  We need to unlink ourselves from the chains of fossil fuels, and the current crisis that the conservatives created already highlights that issue for us.  This is a central issue for understanding "economic real-time shock-testing" and "price fixing".  While oil prices stabilized and hovers below initial price spikes due to the Hormez closure, diesel continues to rise and rise, and will until demand drops due to untenable unaffordability.  That cost fuels the growing inflationary prices of everything as shipping costs rise.  But of course the consumer sees the price of gas everyday, too.  The petrol association has created coordinated monopolies in most major cities as well as on the nationwide interstates, as sometimes only one or two shell companies, under the same financial-investment corporation’s thumb, sell fuel at record-inflated prices and corresponding profits.  The Blue Team Cube’s messaging will highlight that fact in their anti-conservative propaganda.  We will Renew Liberty.  We will also focus on sending a message of environmental protection, in co-ordination with the other items in our platform agenda.  More on that in a moment.

“Food of course is the next issue.  We will advocate for affordability of course, but also the elimination of chemical and "processed" food additives.  We will restore the legal meaning of "organic" to mean free of the crap that they allow now like sewer sludge full of paint solvents and a soup of pharmaceuticals; we will phase out all non-organic farming practices as we break up the big-food monopoly currently controlled by 3 or 4 families, and return land to mom and pop farmers who have been oppressed and crushed by big-ag.  At this time we will not be going so far as some Socialist Democrats propose, with the government buying and retailing food at uninflated or reasonable prices.  We feel that combining private and government interests are bad in any way, like Hilary-Care, a.k.a. Obama-Care ’cause she lost the election, when it forced people to buy a private product.  Or the private prisons now.  And ESPECIALLY the relationship between public politics and the private Military Industrial Complex.  All are terrible for freedom.  And when the government becomes communist and grows and distributes food on a large scale like that, it tends to devolve into totalitarianism and fascism pretty quick these days.  We will Renew Liberty.  Once the worldwide civilization is returned to peace, equity, and loving respect, we might/could consider communistic coordinated management of cropland and sharing of the food again … like the good ol’ days of the Incan Empire or 8000 years ago in Egypt.

“These core items of the red root Chakra are what the average Bovinoid, Sheeple, HenCock, and Swineheart wants to hear about, with messages they want to hear.

“From there we add orange Chakra concerns, with a special intense focus on the missing migrant children.  This is not an issue only in the U.S.  It is happening in the U.K.; and in Ukraine, Russia is taking children prisoners.  This will be the main voiced concern of our campaign: children.  Protecting children.  Feeding children.  Housing children.  Educating children.  Creating mom-and-pop business opportunities so children can graduate into prosperous adults without being entrapped, smothered slaves under the dominion of multinational corporate capitalists and their industrial tech-info empire.

“And it is that industrial tech-info empire that we need to neuter.  Our allies around the world are already helping to break up the monopolies and illegal and immoral trading schemes they create.  We will continue, and create national laws that restore balance to the so-called free-trade capitalistic market.
“But first and foremost we need to focus our energies on destroying the privately owned citizen-data-conglomeration network the conservative Chimps have created and deployed throughout the worldwide corporate empire.  Now, as a Chief of the Orange Team Cube, I will share some relevant current political and social topics and related history with you, to further explain our intended goals and our planned revolution.

“We've all heard of "Big Brother" from the book "1984" by George Orwell.  Big Sys is the computerized "Eye of Saron" that the conservatives have been slowly building for the last 35+ years.  The liberals in the U.S. congress have put up road blocks, so the conservatives built it with corporate money, paid for by the citizen’s tax-relief I.R.A. investments, a concept the conservatives from the 1990s turned into a slush-fund for mega-corporations and especially for financial advisers.  In China, the government is literally watching to make sure you are taking out the garbage properly.  In America, a private corporation is doing the same thing.  In the book "1984" Big Brother was forced on the people, and in reality, wouldn’t fly in America.  The Eye Of Saron is nothing but metaphorical fantasy.  But Big Sys IS real, and it depends on communication —  and the control of the narrative.

“The internet is the backbone of the Big Sys.  You’re so-called "encrypted" iPhone is actually listening to you, and watching you with its camera; just to deliver targeted ads that of course you want.  And it’s all private.  Apple only shares its data with its partners, like Choice Point.  Same with Android!  There is no getting away.  There is no actual "off" button, just a power-down button.  The board inside is still active, waiting for you to press the "on" button.  That’s why your phone is dead within a week, even if you turn it off.

“We will gouge out the Eye of BigSys and Renew Liberty.

“Together, we will overcome the menace of the conservatives in society.  Together we will protect, feed, house, teach, nurture, and dignify all citizens.  Together we will walk boldly into the future.  Together we will establish peace.  Together we will cultivate love.  And together we will Renew Liberty for all.

“For more info, see our new websites, still under construction at this moment:”

Blue Jay held up a placard that read:
==Θ=======Θ==Θ=======Θ==Θ=======Θ==
=== the RENEW LIBERTY party ===
https://renewliberty.party/
https://renewlibertyparty.org/

=== the RENEW LIBERTY MOVEMENT ===
https://renewlibertymovement.org/
==Θ=======Θ==Θ=======Θ==Θ=======Θ==


“And now to turn our attention to another dimension of the Orange Team Cube.  Our spies and remote seers have credible evidence that the Chimps in the Five-Point-Star tribe are using migrant children from around the world, especially the U.S. and Great Briton and Australia, as well as children captured by the Russian military in Ukraine, for medical experiments to develop military cyborg technology.”

The entire crowd shifted and started hushed talking amongst themselves, as Orange Gorilla continued:

“This is perhaps the most dire situation the world has ever seen.  What can we do?  Stand on street corners and scream the truth until common people vote out the power structure?  Purpura Profanus Catus is writing a story about the world’s quagmire posted online, but who would believe it?  No one will give us any credence.  The Bovinoids, Sheeple, HenCocks, Swinehearts, and all the rest of the spiritually Blind & Deaf neos are not paying attention anyway.  I met an old woman who lived in the heart of conservative country, Wyoming, and felt forced by the current daily news to point out a news report.  I apologized to her for bringing up politics, and her response was "you would think the voters would have learned from Stumpie’s actions in the first term."

“The Bovinoids and the Sheeple are both the most easily herded and controlled, however the Bovinoids don’t do more than chew their cud, uninterested in the problems multiplying around them, at least until the political slaughter-house hook has them hanging upside down to be bled to death and they begin screaming.  The Sheeple will at least help a detective solve a crime or something, but they both, Bovinoids and Sheeple, are brainless immoderate HYPER-CONSUMERS enriching and EMPOWERING the Chimps, while grazing the Earth’s natural environment to death.  We call the Baby-Boomers the "disposable generation" because they created and embraced the disposable "just buy more new ones" lifestyle, that progressed from paper-towels, paper plates, and plastic bottles, to washers and driers, to cell-phones.  Meanwhile the Swinehearts are too busy sticking their noses in everybody’s gardens to steal their crops by the roots, leaving an even more environmental messes; they simply don’t care.

“Civilization and Humanity in general has devolved into a careless heap of meatheads.

“So, that brings us around to the second fork of our plan.  Like I said, we Gorillas have come to consensus that this IS the zero hour.  No more waiting for elections while the Chimps destroy everything.  On live-stream video, hacked into every major news outlet’s feed worldwide, we will start our revolution by walking in the Pentagon and plucking Heet Pegdeath, Steven Miller, and the rest of their Chimp conspirators right out of their chair, into our chains, and out to our van waiting at the front door, where we will then drive away as the live video feed ends.”

The entire crowd shifted again and began talking amongst themselves, shocked and bewildered, but Orange Gorilla swiftly continued his speech, raising the volume of his voice without raising the emotion.

“To accomplish this, we will first retrieve the harmonic-oscillation mind-manifestation crystals from Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean.  The Chimp’s empire is protected by an overwhelmingly powerful Military.  Its power is currently derived from the electronic chips in everything they use.  We will flip that domineering power into helpless weakness.  They can protect their computer chips from an electromagnetic pulse from a nuclear weapon for example, but they can’t stop us from using harmonics to vibrate the chips’ circuitry internally until they explode into micro-dust.  Guns and bullets, too.  Painful to hold as it happens.  The weapons in their hands become ours to use against them.”

The crowd shifted even more and grew louder, as Violet Beluga stood up in protest, loudly saying “That technology was developed because of us Whales and Dolphins.  You can’t just take it for yourself!”

“The technology was developed by ALL of humanity.  The Whales and Dolphins were vital contributors, yes, but who would have never been able to create the technology without the Yellow Team Cube and the input from Apes and others.  And it was Blended-Rainbow Bear Osprey-Owl Rose who figured out how to get the crystals to grow so pure and pharaonic, and he approves.
“Continuing with our plan, we will simultaneously be plucking these leading Chimps right out of their homes, golf-courses, country-clubs, government offices and boardrooms, and warehousing them in Florida deep in the swamps, in an old steel rat-infested chicken-coup with minimal ventilation and surrounded by a ring of lit natural gas burners that keep the walls too hot to touch.  We will continue rounding up the Chimps and Baboons, and any Swinehearts or HenCocks they have working for them.
“We will dress that Baboon Netenyahoo up in his best monkey-suit and then stockade him in the center of Gaza City as we allow the original inhabitants to return.  We will prevent his death, at least for a while.  Until he begs for it.
“We will strip Stumpie down naked, wash off his orange sun-tan lotion, remove his rug, and stick him in a diaper.  During the day, he can be the ball-boy for crippled military vets at the V.A. clubhouse golf courses.  He can suck the dirt off their balls with his lips until they turn red and swollen.  At night, we send him to the coal mines to dig by hand, and give him a loose-fitting polypropylene COVID-19 mask for the dust.  He can sleep in a box as we transport him back and forth.  We will feed him oxen fromundah cheese on bleached-white flour crackers.  He gets a roll of toilet paper every six months and a shower every nine months, twice what he gave to the peaceful migrants he imprisoned.

“Meanwhile, we will evacuate all liberals that choose to leave from the entire Florida Peninsula, and give them prime land gained from the conservatives we will round up and imprison in their own private facilities before we ship them all into Miami and build a 200 foot high steel wall across the northern end of the peninsula.  Any conservative that tries to get back into America or sail off into the Atlantic or Gulf of MEXICO − we shoot ’em.
“We will cut off their main food supply and only give them sugary caffeinated colas and 3-month old gas-station hot-dogs to subsist on.  But only in limited supply, sent by the truckload that they have to fight over to get at.  And no condiments.  And hard moldy buns.  Like conservatives give peaceful migrants and their children held in the private for-profit prisons.  Or the Zionist Baboons give to the Palesinians and Gazans.  Or like the rotton potatoes the Christian Conservatives gave to the First Nations Native American peoples after they wiped out all the Buffalo and forced them into "reservation" consentration camps.  If it’s good enough for them, it’s good enugh for us.
“Being conservatives, they will naturally break up into factions and fight between themselves, killing each-other off, until two main gangs are left, the DeSantis Gang, and the Abbott Gang.  War is always a disagreement between conservative Chimps; just ask Google® about the Gombe Chimp War.  That civil war will leave them devastated and their numbers will dwindle to an estimated 20% of what we rounded up from the rest America; and eventually the whole world.  That will eliminate the most violent, greedy, psychopathic conservatives, and we will be using the Atlantis Crystals to redirect their root fountain/wellspring to the Earth’s core to be recycled into raw Qi, never to reincarnate again.  We will sanitize the entire world from conservative filth.  You might know better, but I know them.
“We will then feed the population that is left several kilograms per internee of cubensis mushrooms, then we will grind off a couple of milligrams of the Atlantis Crystals into a white fluffy powder and sprinkle it in each of their eyes.  We will steal their faces right off their heads, spin them around, and leave them with nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.  Then we will treat them with the Vine of Death tea, with a double-dose for that Hen/Swineheart Barrett, if she makes it though the DeSantis/Abbot wars.  Those that are successfully cured, recovered, and rehabilitated can rejoin humanity.  Those that don’t, well, their bended minds will become puddles and their souls will be destined to explode.  We will use the Atlantis Crystals to contain that Hucha and again recycle it deep into Mother Earth’s natural compost.
“These Crystals were originally conceived of to heal humanity, rid it of Hucha and grow Sami.  That is how we will use them.”

Someone unseen in the back yelled “Yea, and we had to bury them at the bottom of the ocean, because a Chimp got a hold of them and almost blew up the entire solar-system trying to turn the sun into a weapon.  They are kept there FOR A REASON.  They are too dangerous!  And it sounds like a stupid plan you stole from a cult movie or something, like "Wild In The Streets".”

“Or maybe that movie was produced by Cheetahs” Orange Gorilla replied smugly.

Pink Hippopotamus stood up and said “this issue with the Chimps is something our Hippo clan — and you can call us Hippos, that’s fine with us —” she said glancing at Siouxzette “has been talking about for a while, and I can’t speak for them, but I’m in.”  The entire Hippopotami clan stood up and stomped a foot, then sat back down respectfully and waited for Orange Gorilla to continue.

“The Gorilla Clan has voted and unanimously decided that we want Silver Wolf to lead our militaristic revolution.  His dedication to Humanity and all life on this planet has been demonstrated since the days of Homo-Erectus.  He has always been admired and known for his dedication to his clan’s needs and safety, as well as the evolution of Humankind.  Before that he headed and guided untold numbers of Canine Packs for the previous 600,000 years, perhaps the number one figure guiding their evolution into the higher intelligence of the wolf and the status of man’s best friend.   We Gorillas are too anarchical in nature to coordinate a war; we know it.  Silver Wolf has the focus, wisdom, knowledge, and inherent spiritual traits to supervise, manage, improvise, and spearhead the operational integrity and coordination of these plans.
“We also have the dedication of Red Wolf and Yellow Wolf over here.”  Orange Gorilla nodded to the two sitting together in the second row on the left.  Yellow Wolf simply sat there stoic and strait-backed like a board, his massive muscular arms crossed in a power-stance, focused and listening.  Red Wolf — never one to waste time — had been sharpening his knife while listening, and was now picking his teeth with the tip.  They both nodded back to Orange Gorilla.  “Yellow Wolf will lead the team to find and retrieve the Atlantis Crystals from the depths of the ocean.  Red Wolf will lead the military efforts and subsequent roundup of the Chimps and other conservatives into the localized detention centers that they themselves built and eventually the concentration camp in Florida.”

Kȟaŋǧí Tȟózi Lavender Black-Eyed Susan stood up and said “I can’t believe this is YOU!  You have always been a leader in peace, a hero in bringing humanity together into societies as tribes grew larger and larger.  Now THIS?  What has happened to you, Tiyóšpaye Orange Gorilla Zinnia?”

“I am watching my family being tortured worldwide.  Again.  This is YOUR family.  Why do you do nothing?  My heart aches, my stomach churns, my frustration boils.  We’ve spoken out for a hundred millennium.  It’s time for a different approach.  Some say insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.  Some say intelligence is learning from the mistakes of others even when they don’t.
These Chimps HAVE NO EMPATHY, only unyielding greed and arrogance, derived from the deepest-rooted supremely-disguised abysmal fear of not being able to breed because they are not the top-dog, to use another clan’s metaphor.  Just the other week, August 3, 2026 to be exact, I remember because it was so shockingly cruel, I heard on the radio – NPR news, an interview with a Zionist Chimp invader into Palestine or Gaza or something who claims his one (1) life is worth one million (1,000,000) other lives, let alone the hundred-thousand (100,000) people in Gaza that have been killed, because he is a Jew and they are worthless.  Meanwhile the Chimp leaders of Iran are throwing their own people and now even their own country under the bus, just like like the Jews.  Chimps have Putin throwing stones at Ukraine, forcing Ukraine to create deadly drone technology and militaristic A.I. computers for self-defense, which of course the Chimps will then confiscate for their own use around the world to continue torturing and terrorizing families and children and societies.  Now they are promoting “economic nuclear war” to prod the Chinese into military action, as an excuse to unleash the hidden cyborg army they are building, and install martial law.  WE *MUST* STOP THEM.  Chimps are NEVER going to learn to be civilized and evolve into true humans, no matter how many lifetimes they haunt us with.  They are haˀoles, simple as that.  They don’t belong in society.  Only in purgatorial prison.  Then back to the Earth’s fiery core.”

Orange Gorilla looked back up at the crowd.  “Now is the time.  We will wait no more.  Thank you all for your attention and patience.  Aloha!”

José Yaguar stood behind the podium and spoke into the mic “I implore my family to remember WHY we spent lifetimes building celestial observational sites worldwide, WHY we measured and remeasured, WHY we created the Mayan numerological system, WHY we created the Mayan Tzolkˀin and the system of Mayan Astrology, WHY the Aztec Calendar came from that, and WHY we tuned it to THIS TIME IN HISTORY.  We knew the Sun’s energy fields were going to send us off into a rabbit-hole chasing chickens with their heads cut off, as we became the mad-hatters.  It is all a reminder, a warning to ourselves not to let the Sun’s intentions overcome our consciousness and create chaos and even more suffering in a cycle of destruction.  Please, brothers, sisters, two-souls, don’t just shrug it off.  That’s the harmonics of the Sun twisting you.  Remember!”  {{{see: "The Mayan Factor :: Path Beyond Technology" by José Argüelles; and "The Supergods" by Mourice M. Cotterell}}}

Silver Wolf was walking to the crowd to meet Yellow Wolf and Red Wolf, and he gave José Yaguar a thumbs up, then turned that into a shaking Shaka, without turning back around.  Jose Yaguar felt dismayed, as these same Wolf Clan brothers has been instrumental in leading the expeditions across the world to find and build the sacred sites.  But he looked back up at the audience in the large grassy field, sitting in the late-afternoon sunlight.

“Thank you all for coming this weekend.  We hope you enjoyed your stay here, and hope to see you again at least at next year’s annual, if not sooner at local lunar gatherings.  I have only a few things left to share with you all.
“First, some good news.  We have relocated Golden Sunflower Cheetah.”

Before he could say another word, the entire crowd stood on its feet and started cheering and clapping and whistling loudly.  José Yaguar signaled with his outstretched hands to tamp down the excitement, so he could continue:

“Yes, Spots is O.K. and recovering well.  She is with a team from the League of Squares, and they are helping to rehabilitate her.  The Red Dragon’s Baboons smashed her up pretty bad.  We have been keeping it secret for the last year or so, for her own protection, but she is regaining some of her ancient awareness now.

“And … … … ready? … … … Golden Sky Zaffre Flying-Dolphin Water-Lily has returned, and Rainbow Sky Ultramarine Spinner-Dolphin Lotus is with her.”

The crowd cheered even more, as smiles grew wider, and people started grabbing hands and hugging.

“Even more … … … Starlit Aurora Sky Azure River-Dolphin Red Rose Orange Marigold Yellow Daffodil Green Hydrangea Blue Forget-Me-Not Indigo Mountain Larkspur Lilac Wisteria White Jasmine is also with them.”

The people in the crowd started cheering even more, high-fiving each other.

“However, they are in a bit of a pickle, stuck on the far side of The Moon.”

The crowd shifted, and confusion possessed their faces.

“I have been in contact via coconut wireless with a former student of mine, a neo, who is with them, but the lack of the Earth’s magnetic field is making it harder and harder to for him to keep the communication line open, as his aura tries to adjust to the Sun’s radiation.  He says they may return soon, it’s a technological problem they are trying to solve.

“But I can confirm what Orange Gorilla just told you about the missing children worldwide.  They are captives of the Red Dragon’s personal platoon of conservative Chimps, intended to become cyborgs.  This has already begun.  Zaffre Dolphin Water-Lily has been turned into a spacecraft.  Ultramarine Dolphin Lotus has been biologically altered.  Currently, she is now part Octopus.  We will update you all further, as security for them allows.”

The crowd was flabbergastedly shocked, and could barely react.

Meanwhile, Silver Wolf, Yellow Wolf, and Red Wolf had slipped out the back and were back at their motorcycles in the parking lot, wrapping their heads in bandanas to tame their hair, and donning their leather jackets with the "–Hell’s Tormentor– Eternal Wolves" patch on the back.

“You know, I liked it better BEFORE electronics took over the world.” Red Wolf said.

“A nice house, land to hunt, fish, and grow food.  Good live music created by live beings.  Family gatherings every evening.” Yellow Wolf said.

“Maybe we should knock all of technology down a notch or two.  Use the Atlantis Crystals to disable all the microchips worldwide.”  Silver Wolf slyly suggested.

“Yea, but then what?  Go back to tube amps?  We gotta at least have MOFSET type A-B amps.  I love my music, you know” Red Wolf asked rhetorically.

“They’re finicky and sometimes unreliable, but the tubes have even better sound …” Yellow Wolf replied.

The three chuckled, and fist-bumped each-other, clicking their "13" rings together.  Then they grabbed hands in the sacred brotherhood handshake, and hugged each other.  They zipped up their leather jackets, Yellow Wolf and Red Wolf started their Harleys, while Silver Wolf fired up his vintage Indian.  They revved their motors in synchronicity, and sped off into the sunset.